Imus fights for job in wake of insults

In case you haven't heard about this.

Ok, now for my spin. WHO CARES?!?

A) Al Sharpton and Jessie Jackson are a bunch of hot air puffing blow hards who spin any and everything possible just to get themselves more publicity. Once in a while they have legitimate points, but mostly it seems to be a ploy to keep themselves out in the public view.

2) As anyone who has listened and/or watched the Imus show can tell you, Imus is also a hot air puffing blow hard who spins everything possible so as to create content for his show. If you don't like it, turn it off as I do. While I personally think radio (TV, and broadcasting of all kinds) would be better off without wind bags like Imus, Howard Stern, and Rush Limburger, there are those who enjoy their spewage. With so many radio station, TV channels, web sites, blogs, and all, can't we just leave this kind of defecation to those who prefer the worse scents in life and just ignore them, as we do with the other things in life we don't care for. You know, like those homeless folks we walk past all the time and ignore.

c) Why not just let them all blow hot air until they run out, and send them all out to pasture? Then we won't have to listen to ANY of them! Oh happy day. Just leave a camera or two and they will think they are still cared about, no one has to point out the lack of batteries, film, or antennae.

Does it really matter if your crap is sweet or sour, it's still crap ain't it?

If you want to fight for racial equality (or what ever), make an intelligent statement. If you just want to point fingers and cry, put your diaper back on and go sit in a day care with the rest of the emotionally immature babies. If I wanted that crap, I'd RUN A DAYCARE CENTER MYSELF.

4) What in hell happened to the days when there was NEWS in the NEWS?!?

Who gives a giant rat's ass about Anna Butthole, Smell Gibson, Michael Bitchards, Imus, Hillary, W's latest verbal gaffe (after this long, is there anyone who things George W can speak without sticking his foot in his mouth??? Most of us were sick hearing about his verbal carnage YEARS ago), overblown egotistical sports morons abusing drugs, what Hollywood bimbette is doing a Monica Lewinsky with whom, which clinic is the current home to Bimbetteny, how long until Paris Hilton realizes she has but a single talent - being an ass, which dip-weed got tossed off Surboring, and so on.

If and when I give a crap about any of that fluff/sewage, god gave us Google, no? Oh, and there's still Yahoo for you Flat Earthers out there. When I want the news, just give me the damn news. I have little enough time for the details of lives of people I care about, let alone all the idiots in the world. And I have Chuck Shepherd to keep me up on the best of that.

The day is soon approaching that News of the Weird is going to be my ONLY news portal on the world.

Gross thought of the day

In this day and age where there is advertising for a host of pharmaceuticals in print, over the air, and over the internet, maybe my mind had combined pieces of ads together to come up with this, but it is gross no matter the source:

Fecal Incontinence

Or, as the TV ad for the diet drug a few years ago tried to lure customers in with the warning, "may cause gas with oily discharge..."

If this doesn't gross you out, you may be the next astronut NASA is looking for. To make sure, see how many western states you can drive through before changing your diaper.