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Sunday, November 16, 2008

This doesn't suck, in fact it's quite the opposite

In atypical fashion, I find it necessary to post about something rather extraordinary and highly recommended. Clear some space in your kitchen, you can start with throwing away your existing blender, and might just as well toss that food processor too if you have one also. The blender to end all blenders was just demonstrated on the latest episode (episode three) of season(series) 12 of Top Gear.

Start with your basic Chevy small block V8 straight out of a new Corvette, with gearing and bits to channel it's power up into the cabinet mounted blender base, a control center consisting of an on/off switch and a speed selector (ie:gas pedal), and you will be out blending Gordon Ramsay and Emeril Lagasse in no time flat! In fact, it looks as if you could probably blend them IN it considering the demonstration used beef with bones intact and a brick and liquified them nicely. Perhaps I've stumbled onto a new episode script of Dexter...

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